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Why Men Don't Bake by Neolin91, literature
Literature
Why Men Don't Bake
In reality, anyone can bear fruit. But the question is should men be the ones baking said fruit and making delicious pies?
Dr. Philip Rock, professor of reproductive sciences at Manchester University, has done studies on both men and women looking into the belief that only women can be impregnated. Rock has discovered that it is not a matter of inability on the man's part, but stubbornness which prevents men from becoming pregnant.
"Men have developed the ability to teach their armies of sperm to kill off their small stash of eggs in order to avoid dealing with the pain of pregnancy," explains Rock, "It is more a question of cowardice than
In The Beginning by Neolin91, literature
Literature
In The Beginning
In the beginning, there was only one type of turtle in the world.
It was huge and powerful and very docile.
And there were many beautiful people living above, in the sky.
(I may be mostly stealing this story from myths, by the by.)
These people were perhaps even more beautiful than Argentineans.
If you can imagine such a thing.
But there was one, even more beautiful than the rest, and because of her extravagant beauty, she always got her way.
Until one day she found a singular tree, standing all alone amidst many colourful flowers.
She noticed a small hole by the roots of this tree.
Now, note that none of the beautiful people of the
